sardar jokes

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "How poetic"
Sardar says, "Pass the custard you bastard".
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Sardar at a bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker, single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch, single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh, married"
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Boss : I am giving you the job as a driver. STARTING salary is Rs.2000/-. Is that o.k?
Sardar : You are great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
How much is DRIVING salary...?
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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion......
...... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"
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A Tamilian calls up sardar and asks " Tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, and angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sardar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written..... BC1760!!!....
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A sardar on an interview for the post of detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......
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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father
in the essay and it read:
AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewar: What is your qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am a Ph.d.
Interviewar : What do you mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....
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Amitabh Bacchhan : In which state does the river Cauvery flow?
Sardar : Liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitabh stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS