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Thursday, March 5, 2009

Hot in arizona

I personally don’t like hot weather because it gives me head ache but cold, winter I like those climate. But hose who still like to won a home or get the leased property on hot sunny Arizona then there’s one fine name in the internet that’s Arizona relocation services . On this peak state of credit crunch there’s still somebody who is taking care of property regardless of grades or temperature of your mortgages. Aruizona is hot but still it’s name is onstantly coming in favourite sone of many. So, it’s for hot deals of your property just click on above link .
That,s the winner of international property awards

attack on sports

On this third of this march there was a vicious attack on the cricket team of srilanka that was headed for the stdium of therir game with host country pakistan. several policemen lost their life but non of players were dead but two of the player got gun shot on therir body. The spotsmkan of this game is treated a hero in their

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

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sardar jokes

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "How poetic"
Sardar says, "Pass the custard you bastard".
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Sardar at a bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker, single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch, single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh, married"
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Boss : I am giving you the job as a driver. STARTING salary is Rs.2000/-. Is that o.k?
Sardar : You are great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
How much is DRIVING salary...?
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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion......
...... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"
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A Tamilian calls up sardar and asks " Tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, and angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sardar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written..... BC1760!!!....
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A sardar on an interview for the post of detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......
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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father
in the essay and it read:
AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewar: What is your qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am a Ph.d.
Interviewar : What do you mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....
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Amitabh Bacchhan : In which state does the river Cauvery flow?
Sardar : Liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitabh stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS

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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

And we Wonder why Teachers get Headaches?

Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America.
George: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: George!
Teacher: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
Willy: Me!

Substitute Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
Billy: No, I'm Billy Anderson.

Teacher: Alfred, how can one person make so many mistakes in one
day?
Alfred: I get up early.

Teacher: Didn't you promise to behave?
Student: Yes, sir.
Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
Student: Yes, sir, but since I broke my promise, you didn't have
to keep yours.

Teacher: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
Tommy: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.

Harold: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Harold: Good, because I didn't do my homework.

Teacher: Why are you late?
Webster: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Webster: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." That's what I
did.

Teacher: Bob, I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.
Bob: I hope you didn't either.

Gary: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
Teacher: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.

Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
Junior: Because of absence.
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
Junior: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.

Sylvia: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Sylvia: Your name on this report card.

Teacher: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your
son.
Father: What's that?
Teacher: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.

Hygiene Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting
insects?
Jose: Don't bite any.

Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Ellen: I is...
Teacher: No, Ellen. Always say "I am."
Ellen: All right. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: Max, use "defeat," "defense" and "detail" in a
sentence.
Max: The rabbit cut across the field, and defeat went over defence
before detail.

Mother: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
Junior: You said it was my lunch money.

Teacher: If you received $10 from 10 people, what would you
have?
Sasha: A new bike.

Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for
another, how many dollars would you have?
Vincent: One dollar.
Teacher (sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
Vincent (sadly): You don't know my father.

Teacher: If I had 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the
other, what would I have?
Class Comedian: Big hands!

"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl.
"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No."
"I'm the principal's daughter."
"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
"No," she replied.
"Thank goodness!"

Wise investment



What's my favorite metal? silver roll no 47 in periodic table a.k.a argentum derived from it's latin roots. It's human nature that we tend to have lots of choices in many materialistic world. In this basis of categorization if I have to choose among the heavy metal, I like silver because of its lusture and it's monetary value. All transition metal shine but this one has soothing impact. Silver has its own monetary value though though it cost not as much as gold and platinum and the way it is projecting its worth in the international market. And if we observe the pattern of its demand against the supply, this metal will rule in this globe because it will going to be scarce in soon future. The price of dollar is fluctuating so one of the wise and affordable investment is to buy silver which is available in the market in the form of silver bullion by montex.com; the well known name in the business.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Handbags

we'll get 60,500,000 results on handbags if we type that one word. They are needed by all women as many as they can own but they'll carry only one at the time but still they need diversity in this categories of their accessories like others. Handbags are among the most searched item. but where shall we get the best search result? The search results handbags with popular or recent according to the desire of web surfer or hand bag searcher, it's all there in one place. best search of all

How much feasible? Free secondary education


All Nepal National Free Student Union (ANNFSU), the student wing of CPN (Maoist) now opining that free eduction up to grade X is not feasible in Nepal in immediate future. Who didn’t know about that it’s not feasible. The government in past they were not able to appoint teacher in government school. At those time they are the one who sold this dreams of free eduction to nepali population.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Build a sign



Any place has some notice to display in the form of sign or slogan. When these sign board are kept in proper place, it gives good result. As for example the pavement in front of my shop is usually used as parking space by some of the bikers, and i have to tell not to do so frequently; the problem minimized when I kept the board printed with no parking. but now this building a sign has been made available by buildasign.com. There are lot sign for various events, occasion, business, or just yard signs are available in this site. They can get your desired sign quickly. I've read testimonial that speak for them.