And we Wonder why Teachers get Headaches?

Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America.
George: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: George!
Teacher: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
Willy: Me!

Substitute Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
Billy: No, I'm Billy Anderson.

Teacher: Alfred, how can one person make so many mistakes in one
day?
Alfred: I get up early.

Teacher: Didn't you promise to behave?
Student: Yes, sir.
Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
Student: Yes, sir, but since I broke my promise, you didn't have
to keep yours.

Teacher: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
Tommy: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.

Harold: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Harold: Good, because I didn't do my homework.

Teacher: Why are you late?
Webster: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Webster: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." That's what I
did.

Teacher: Bob, I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.
Bob: I hope you didn't either.

Gary: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
Teacher: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.

Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
Junior: Because of absence.
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
Junior: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.

Sylvia: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Sylvia: Your name on this report card.

Teacher: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your
son.
Father: What's that?
Teacher: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.

Hygiene Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting
insects?
Jose: Don't bite any.

Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Ellen: I is...
Teacher: No, Ellen. Always say "I am."
Ellen: All right. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: Max, use "defeat," "defense" and "detail" in a
sentence.
Max: The rabbit cut across the field, and defeat went over defence
before detail.

Mother: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
Junior: You said it was my lunch money.

Teacher: If you received $10 from 10 people, what would you
have?
Sasha: A new bike.

Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for
another, how many dollars would you have?
Vincent: One dollar.
Teacher (sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
Vincent (sadly): You don't know my father.

Teacher: If I had 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the
other, what would I have?
Class Comedian: Big hands!

"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl.
"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No."
"I'm the principal's daughter."
"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
"No," she replied.
"Thank goodness!"

How much feasible? Free secondary education

All Nepal National Free Student Union (ANNFSU), the student wing of CPN (Maoist) now opining that free eduction up to grade X is not feasible in Nepal in immediate future. Who didn’t know about that it’s not feasible. The government in past they were not able to appoint teacher in government school. At those time they are the one who sold this dreams of free eduction to nepali population.

99 Facts about Guyz

It has been long since I last posted a good forwarding as my post, and this time the rocking one

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and

presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not

thinking the way he is.

5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first

usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they

always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad

characteristics.

8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them. .......dont think so

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have

one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is

drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!

14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this

makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never

mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are

thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands......yeh rite - watever.

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when

they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're

asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like

you and he can't lay down the card for you.

22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow".

......so true.

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message

clearly.

24. Guys hate gays!

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of

roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean

that the guy likes her.

28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the

earth faster than girls can.

31. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.

32. Guys are very open about themselves.

33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let

him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much

pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his

problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen

to him. You don't need to give advice.......very true.

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

.......sumtimes.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get

the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.

47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight

does!......very true.

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too

possessive. So watch out girls!!!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard

for him to let go of that girl.

50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke

up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved

with that guy.

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's

too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be

matured and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more

than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed P**** with their

girlfriends.....sumtimes depends wen they want sumat.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll

probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying,

"Please come and listen to me"......sumtimes.

59. Guys don't really have final decisions.

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him....very important.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but

court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.

64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure

unless the girl tells him.

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and football, the way a

girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake. ....they love u regardless.

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!......true but

only wen the guys are ready 2be settled down.

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.

72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of

rejection.

73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be

surprised.

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than

attracting guys.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is

about girls.

76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable

decisions but still love them more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds

them offending and he just tried to be polite.

79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them,

they'll realize they're wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn

to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already

thinking of a way out.

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at

fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed by you or he's criticizing

you.

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance,

give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another

chance, ignore him.

88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at

you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your

boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your

boyfriend does.

90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read

and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front

of you!

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.

93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just

for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only

flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him

praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!

97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who overreact. ......sumtimes.

99. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your

relationships

Koirala's vow

“I admit that it was my inactiveness which resulted in the NC’s debacle” The PM Koirala opined these statement. how much ashamed he would be if he had known that 16 of family members and relatives are lost in this constitution assembly. And he said that he was inactive, how much active he can get at this age. He had already nominated his daughter as his successor giving her the post of vice prime minister. It's not the family members that he is appointing as the candidates, better appoint active party members as the candidate next time but it's too late.
"Koirala has vowed that he would work for the party’s overall interests till he is alive". Let's see what Koirala will do for his party. till now he is doing what his family member interested.

we 2 mind about global warming

Being relieved by scarcity of LPG in Nepalur country the development BUT i shouted about it, that's just

MVP of NBA

yesterday, the highlight in the sport column of newspaper was the most valuable player of national basketball association.

Reality TV shows

Reality TV Shows are the love in the idiot box I love to watch. There are many shows like that but those related with travel, food, and art are just of few I long to watch. chris angel's mind freak, Fear factor, Top chef, Pimp my ride, and Indian Idol ended few months are the shows i never missed. I love the expression of participant whether it's of joy or anguish, fear or victory, they all are real. The more I watch, more i fell in loe with these reality tv shows. In my list, the show called Dirty jobs in Discovery channel is the newest.