My Nepal My Pride
Thursday, March 5, 2009
attack on sports
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
sardar jokes
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "How poetic"
Sardar says, "Pass the custard you bastard".
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Sardar at a bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker, single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch, single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh, married"
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Boss : I am giving you the job as a driver. STARTING salary is Rs.2000/-. Is that o.k?
Sardar : You are great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
How much is DRIVING salary...?
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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion......
...... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"
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A Tamilian calls up sardar and asks " Tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, and angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sardar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written..... BC1760!!!....
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A sardar on an interview for the post of detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......
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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father
in the essay and it read:
AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewar: What is your qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am a Ph.d.
Interviewar : What do you mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....
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Amitabh Bacchhan : In which state does the river Cauvery flow?
Sardar : Liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitabh stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
And we Wonder why Teachers get Headaches?
George: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: George!
Teacher: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
Willy: Me!
Substitute Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
Billy: No, I'm Billy Anderson.
Teacher: Alfred, how can one person make so many mistakes in one
day?
Alfred: I get up early.
Teacher: Didn't you promise to behave?
Student: Yes, sir.
Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
Student: Yes, sir, but since I broke my promise, you didn't have
to keep yours.
Teacher: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
Tommy: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
Harold: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Harold: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Webster: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Webster: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." That's what I
did.
Teacher: Bob, I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.
Bob: I hope you didn't either.
Gary: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
Teacher: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.
Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
Junior: Because of absence.
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
Junior: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.
Sylvia: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Sylvia: Your name on this report card.
Teacher: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your
son.
Father: What's that?
Teacher: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.
Hygiene Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting
insects?
Jose: Don't bite any.
Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Ellen: I is...
Teacher: No, Ellen. Always say "I am."
Ellen: All right. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Teacher: Max, use "defeat," "defense" and "detail" in a
sentence.
Max: The rabbit cut across the field, and defeat went over defence
before detail.
Mother: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
Junior: You said it was my lunch money.
Teacher: If you received $10 from 10 people, what would you
have?
Sasha: A new bike.
Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for
another, how many dollars would you have?
Vincent: One dollar.
Teacher (sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
Vincent (sadly): You don't know my father.
Teacher: If I had 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the
other, what would I have?
Class Comedian: Big hands!
"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl.
"Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl.
"No."
"I'm the principal's daughter."
"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.
"No," she replied.
"Thank goodness!"
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
How much feasible? Free secondary education
All Nepal National Free Student Union (ANNFSU), the student wing of CPN (Maoist) now opining that free eduction up to grade X is not feasible in Nepal in immediate future. Who didn’t know about that it’s not feasible. The government in past they were not able to appoint teacher in government school. At those time they are the one who sold this dreams of free eduction to nepali population.
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
99 Facts about Guyz
1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and
presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not
thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first
usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they
always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad
characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them. .......dont think so
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have
one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is
drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this
makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never
mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are
thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands......yeh rite - watever.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when
they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're
asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like
you and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow".
......so true.
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message
clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of
roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean
that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the
earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let
him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much
pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his
problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen
to him. You don't need to give advice.......very true.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
.......sumtimes.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get
the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight
does!......very true.
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too
possessive. So watch out girls!!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard
for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke
up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved
with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's
too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be
matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more
than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed P**** with their
girlfriends.....sumtimes depends wen they want sumat.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll
probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying,
"Please come and listen to me"......sumtimes.
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him....very important.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but
court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure
unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and football, the way a
girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake. ....they love u regardless.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!......true but
only wen the guys are ready 2be settled down.
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of
rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be
surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than
attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is
about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable
decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds
them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them,
they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn
to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already
thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at
fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed by you or he's criticizing
you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance,
give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another
chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at
you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your
boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your
boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read
and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front
of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just
for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only
flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him
praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact. ......sumtimes.
99. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your
relationships
Saturday, May 10, 2008
Koirala's vow
"Koirala has vowed that he would work for the party’s overall interests till he is alive". Let's see what Koirala will do for his party. till now he is doing what his family member interested.